Things to Do with Condoms
(Use bright-colored, non-lubricated condoms unless otherwise indicated, or if you're like me and must use non-latex as well)- Pet galoshes
- Slip on each foot before showering at the gym or at any frat house
- Cut off the tip, snip out two armholes, and make into a mod raincoat for Barbie!
- Lunchbox snack bags for carrots, cookies, or fruit
- Tie to the stem of your wineglass at parties so no one steals your glass
- Anti-theft, disposable cell phone case
- Open package, unroll, and drape on seatbacks to reserve your spot in crowded theaters when making a popcorn run
- Sassy garter belt / stash bag for formal events
- Fill two with Jell-o and pack in your bra for a Cheap-O boob job (If you get lucky, do a quick bait and switch. If you don't, you've got a late-night snack for the ride home.)
- Vibrator storage / travel bag
- Fill with Kool-Aid or juice and freeze (Makes a cool and refreshing Penis Pop!)
- Unroll a lubricated condom over each hand to moisturize hands and cuticles while watching movies at home.
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